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Monday, November 29, 2010

Stupid And Funny Fashion Office Wear

Leave these fashions at home and far away from the office.

Wacky socks

Subtlety goes a long way in a workplace setting. Showcase your wacky side on the weekends.

Unless you coach a sports team on the collegiate or high school level, tracksuits should never see the outside of a gym.

Outrageous hair color
We’re all about freedom of expression, but funky hair color will just distract business clients and partners.

Offensive tees

Don’t wear your opinions on your sleeve or on the front of a t-shirt.

Baseball cap
This one is for the boys. Feel free to don a baseball cap to and from work, but please remove once you step foot into the office.

Pajama day is always the best part of a high school spirit week. In the real world, flannel bottoms don’t cut it.

Unless you are a rock star leave the concert gear at home.

Ratty sweater
Leave your favorite sweater at home if it looks like a family of moths used it for Thanksgiving dinner.

Ripped jeans
If you’re lucky enough to get to get to wear jeans to work on a regular basis, don’t abuse the privilege by wearing a nasty pair.

This footwear is best suited for the beach. Unless you’re employed as a lifeguard, save these for the weekend.

Put the girls away when co-workers are around. Showcasing your ample bosom around the office is not only distracting, but tacky.

Tube tops
Minimize the amount of skin showing at work. Tube tops not only pose bra problems, but they can’t help their revealing nature.

Baggy pants
Listen up fellas! If we can see your underwear, then you are wearing your pants too low. Only your mama and your girlfriend should know what your skivvies look like.

Keep the backless dresses and blouses on the ready for your next red carpet appearance.

Sports jerseys

If a number or the last name of another man is blazoned across your back, then you must be headed for a sporting event or an outdoor barbecue. Because the office is not a place for recreational sports.

Cutoff shorts and belly baring
Just because you have abs of steel doesn’t mean your boss wants to see them. Cover up the belly area and stay away from shorts that once had a close and personal relationship with a pair of scissors.

Thongs might come in pretty colors and fun designs, but don’t flaunt your favorite pair at work. This look even elicits groans at the bar.

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